if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
That moment when you realize that The Lion King was the first animated film to have same-sex parents
And they weren’t even the same species.
“But it’s not natural!”
“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”
“But now their child will be gay.”
“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”
“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”
I rest my case.
And just for the hell of it…
You can be a homo too!
One thing I love about FF7/Crisis Core is that once you find out that Cloud’s been assuming Zack’s persona for most of the game you figure that Zack must have been this really cool, suave guy with just a touch of arrogance but then in Crisis Core you realize that he’s basically just a gigantic dork and it really shows how far Cloud’s hero worship extends